Name calling

One of the more entertaining resident that almost always makes me laugh was on a roll again the other day.
I was getting her up and dressed we were talking.Mind you this is the lady who talks like a farmer all the time,saying things like piss and poop and so on.
As I was getting her up she was fussing and asking me what i was doing. I told her I was going to get her dressed and as I removed the covers from her in bed she starts yelling.I'm cold as ice cold as ice.Why you doing that. I said I needed her to get dressed and get going and to go to the bathroom. I decided to do her bathroom talk and said I need you to go poop in the pot. I asked will you do that please, to which she responded....you look like poop in the pot and stomped on my foot.Once I regained my composer and stopped laughing I tried to make small talk with her.She went on to tell me I looked like a Bull Dog and she was going to bite me in the butt.
Laughing and almost laying on the floor I was laughing so hard, i finished getting her dressed and met my next challenge for the day.
This my friends is why my blog is called All in a days work!!!! You NEVER know what to expect.
I guess her mom never taught her it's not nice to call people names.