This post is a mixed bag of goodies. Some are things I have heard and one is from a reminder of my friend Joel had when he was working.
Please do not take offence to any foul language used in this or any blogs. as it is strictly a repeat of what I heard not me speaking.
Joel reminded me of the time one of the two nurses was looking for the other one and asked over our walkie talkies we use Joyce where are you? Now Joyce was with a female resident who acts like an old time farmer.You can picture the type,not very feminine,walks and talks like a man.Not your average Mrs. America.Anyway after the nurse asked for Joyce's where abouts Joyce held the button on her walkie talkie and waiting for this lady to do her usual chanting and making strange sounds as she almost always does.This time NO!!! No strange noises but a very very loud and clear,
KISS MY ASS!!!!! LOLOLOLOLol yes so all of our other employees and if in with a resident at the time residents too heard this not so charming response.One of the funnier things with this is the nurse that was in the room with this resident is always MRS. do it right professional. Do not get me wrong Joyce is a great nurse just very by the book.
Today this same resident asked me when I was helping her in the dining room. Do you go piss in the street???
Ummmm No I try not to.This is the same lady who once asked me if I piss in bed too!!!!You think she is obsessed with peeing???
I was doing my MR.Charmer talk today with an other lady and said to her ,You are so beautiful! She looks at the aid sitting next to her and said.... I bet he says that to all the women
Saturday, March 3, 2007
Did i hear her right?????
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Yes, Mr. Brian - those old ladies sure take to you all right!!!! :)
I think I have lost my touch. The secret is out I talk that way to all of them, time for a new plan.
I think it's the BB they are hot for! lol
LOLOLOL!! What an old fart that lady sounds to be- gotta love em!! Sounds like you got all of those ladies impressed!! lol! Nice work!
Yes Mr. Brian, you ARE a regular "Old Ladies Man"--congratulations!
Please polish my pad...
As I recall, this was sort of a "catch-phrase" for this lady. Remember during her bi-annual evaluation when she was asked to write a sentence? Mary Treiber asked her to write a sentence, any sentence at all--and Mrs. B wrote "Kiss my ass". I remember Mary saying, "maybe she's more with-it than we thought!"
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