Can it get funnier

Just when I think I've heard it all it happens again. It is never a dull moment at the nursing home and I do mean never.
I know I've told you in the past of the 90 year old lady who thinks i am or was her boyfriend. She was the one who figured my mom was happy that we were no longer dating because she is Catholic. I think my mom would be happier because I was not dating a 90 year old resident but that is beside the point.
One of the two other guys I work with came up to me and said Mrs. A is real upset and crabby today. I just kind of laughed said yeah so why this time? He said because you got Charity pregnant. Charity is a co-worker who is married and expecting her second child in September.Mrs. A said to him I do not know if he is going to marry her or not but he should.Now the last time I checked it was not legal in Iowa to have more then one husband or wife at the same time. True I am not married,however I do think Charity's husband may object. You never know there may be some days he would give her away but I am sure all married couples would agree to that.
I am becoming a little more concerned again as yet an other coworker is with child. Nikki is also due the end of September.I sure hope that one is not mine too. LOLOLOLOL
How this ladies mind works is beyond me, where would a person come up with such crazy things?
As far as the fighters all was good and well today. Both ladies were as happy as can be.It must be the warm sunny weather.
Well tomorrow I am at the other facility so I'll see what excitement I can muster up there.Sure hope someone is crazy tomorrow, I need some stuff to write about. Other wise you hear other things about my life, just wait till I write about my dog. That can be several posts too.
Be good, be safe and look up to God. Smile and others will smile too, frown and people will say what's up with that crab.