Friday, April 25, 2008

GoodQuotes.com - Funny and Inspirational Quotes

Some laughs to start off the weekend.There are plenty more where these came from.And just think these people live among us......
Hope you al have a great weekend.


"'Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.'
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

'The team has come along slow but fast.'
- Casey Stengel, Baseball player/manager

'I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5.'
- Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player

'China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.'
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

'Football players win football games.'
- Chuck Knox, football coach

'Most lies about blondes are false.'
- Cincinnati Times-Star, headline

'If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.'
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

'It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago'
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

'It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!'
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

'I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.'
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5 comments:

redmaryjanes said...

I am just busting up here at work. Poor Dan Quayle!

Denise C said...

Oh how funny!!! Love these!!! Have a great day!

OH MY #6 said...

I love this!

Have a good week!

Lea

Steffie B. said...

Too funny....is that why you posted it twice???? ;) What's up honey bunny?

Monica said...

Ok, Mr. Brian, I just have to put a comment in here!...you might think, "Most cars only have one occupant, usually the driver" is illogical, but not so! Let me expound:

I am a Home Health Nurse and yesterday I went to the home of dear septegenarian to admit her to our services. In the course of obtaining her medical history I learned the bizarre story of how she came to need our services...

This dear old woman is still very active and likes to travel to the "big city" of Warsaw, MO periodically so that she can cruise the aisles of Wal-Mart. The last time she visited Wal-Mart, she was run over in the parking lot by a car that had no driver, just a passenger! It seems that an eighty year old woman had stayed behind in her illegally parked van while her husband (the driver) ran in to do some shopping. Pretty soon, the passenger got to figuring that her hubby would be coming out of the store soon, and, thinking to save him a few steps, she decided to pull the already illegally parked car forward, even closer to the entrance of the store...so, she just grabbed her cane and reached across the van and pressed the accelerator down with her cane! And ran right over my dear sweet client, grocery cart and all! So, you see, not ALL cars have drivers! Sometimes they just have deranged passengers!