GoodQuotes.com - Funny and Inspirational Quotes

GoodQuotes.com - Funny and Inspirational Quotes: "'Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.'
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

'The team has come along slow but fast.'
- Casey Stengel, Baseball player/manager

'I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5.'
- Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player

'China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.'
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

'Football players win football games.'
- Chuck Knox, football coach

'Most lies about blondes are false.'
- Cincinnati Times-Star, headline

'If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.'
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

'It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago'
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

'It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!'
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

'I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.'
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