Saturday, July 28, 2007

From my 82 year old aunt.

I had a couple emails from my aunt,thought I would share some humor for married couples.See if any apply to you married folks.
Words...
A husband reads an article to his wife about how the average women uses 30,000 words a day to a mans 15,000.The wife replied,"The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men." The husbands turns to her and says..."WHAT"?. Is this true in your home?

Who does what....
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee in the morning.The wife argues,you're always up first it only make sense for you to make the coffee, that way you can have some sooner.The husband argues, "you are the one to do all the cooking it only seems right you should make the coffee".After going back and forth for some time the wife says you should because it says so in the Bible.The husband says "I do not believe that show me where it says that."
Are you ready for this... it is a good one.The wife opens to the New Testament and point to the top of several pages.She says see it says HEBREWS.LOLOLOLOLOL
Have a great remainder of a weekend and give thanks for the many blessing given to us.

5 comments:

nikki said...

My hubby ALWAYS brews the morning coffee...now I can go tell him he is obeying the Word!

P.S. Hope you are enjoying your weekend...just read about the crappy day you had at work. sorry.

Kim said...

my hubs doesn't drink coffee so I'm on my own there. Thanks for the laugh!

Steffie B. said...

I do the coffee.....would be scared to death if I didn't have my morning java....not a good way for us to start off the day if he would forget. As for #1....we don't say "What?" anymore.....we just tune each other out! lol

crazylady said...

I've already used up all my words for today. *sigh*

theghelertertwins.blogspot.com said...

I do the coffee but only because I'm the only one who drinks it. Even the girls know to say "mommies coffee".....

We have a way of grunting in our house. No words needed. lol.